Thank god we are going opposite to the Tim direction

The 15yo "source" for the sloppy plagiarism: https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

I really hope "morging continvoucly" becomes a meme and is used to mock microsoft forever

To be honest, what I'm most mad about isn't the typoes, it's that someone generated this image and figured, yeah alright, that will clear things up.

On some level you want to believe that even if someone does not come up with a proper concept for a visualization, that they still check what the AI shat out, so that it's at the very least not conceptually wrong and not confusing.

This image isn't just shitty, it's actively worse than having no visualization. They could've generated that, chuckled, and not used it. Just how do you blunder your perception check so badly that you decide to include it anyways?

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Even without considering the typos, the diagram is incomprehensible with all these arrows pointing in every direction and textboxes placed randomly. I had to look at the original to understand it.

Well, that explains a lot about the product quality. Their entire development workflow is a complete fucking mess.

• Long-lived feature branches.
• Creating merge commits to main just for the sole purpose of tagging them as releases while also maintaining separate release branches.
• Force-pushing tags to incorporate post-release hotfixes instead of releasing minor patch updates.
• Taking bugfixes from releases and merging them back into the development branch (have they not heard of cherry-pick?)
• Always using merges even when a rebase would be easier to follow and keep the history more straightforward.

And Microsoft stole it from a different developer, who posted it back in 2011... and then ran it through Copilot without even checking it thoroughly before adding it to training documentation.

Remember when morgius morged all over those guys?

git log --pretty=fucked-up

Tim is going backwards in time

I love git flow but the GitHub tooling is bad. It forces you into GitHubflow which is very confusing for those building from source

Stat of release

The image genAI is also from Boston.

Major featue UwU

I just made master become what gets pushed to the actual website so I do have to take it into consideration