Remember, he's a piece of shit. People like that are often very motivated witch hunters.

but you forgot, Elon didn't diddle little kids because Jeff was out of town that weekend, so he's in the clear! (sarcasm if its not obvious)

He did, but I un-redacted one of the documents, and it was Epstein's response to Musk:

Dear Elon,

You have been relentless in your requests, and I have run out of excuses, so I'm just going to be straight with you - you are never visiting my island. To be brutally honest, you look like a Goblin, and you are hideous on a good day. I can't imagine what you look like naked.

Frankly, you will frighten the girls, who are really just little kids, after all. It's hard enough to pressure them into sex with ugly fat old men, nobody needs you prancing around naked like an obese Gollum with a bad haircut.

Please, forget my name.

Warmest Regards,

Jeff

Not all, maybe, but just enough.

Prove it.

I don’t believe you.

I had a friend in high school start a rumor that I had gross nipples, because he wanted me to prove him wrong.

It didn’t work, we each lost a friend, and I had people making shitty digs at me about my supposedly gross nipples.

(FYI, if anyone is going to make the obvious joke here, advanced warning that I’ll just block you)

The federal US government is trying to make you believe that. There is still accountability in Europe and the individual states in the US.

The “nothing happens” comments on help one side of this battle and it isn’t the side who needs help.

Reid Hoffman: Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein

There's definitely worse folks in the Files, but...

In February 2026, newly released Epstein files revealed an email sent on Christmas Eve 2014 from Hoffman, noting "ice-cream...for the girls" and another item to "strike your funny bone for the island."

:-/

Pretty safe to say at this point that if you're a Silicon Valley billionaire, you've fucked a kid.

Ol' Musky giving Ket a bad name.