daycare corporate
What. The. Actual. Fucking. Fuck.
daycare corporate
What. The. Actual. Fucking. Fuck.
"Hi, this is Agatha, the ChildCorp AI agent. How can I help you?"
"human"
"I understand but I can help you"
"No you cannot"
"Please allow me to try!
"No"
"I understand, but..."
Holy fuck I hate this AI generation.
I’ve begun to use nonsense statements, made up words, and random vocalizations to make the bots think they couldn’t help me. That usually gets me to a human faster.
"OH SHIT!!! WE ACTUALLY FOUND A WOMAN WILLING TO RAISE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS FOR PENNIES IN PAY??? YES I'LL TAKE THE CALL!!!"
"Hello, I'm some lady, trying to get ahold of corporate"
".....how did you get this number???"
“I know who you are. I know what you don't want. If you are looking for an employee I can tell you I don’t need money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter get a juice box now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”
"Good luck!" click
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