How did you get a copy of my 2028 presidential platform!?
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To shreds you say..
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Prove it!
Please hold a moment and consider the poor fuck who will have to clean up!
Traditional head removal options are much cleaner and i would argue quicker.
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The guillotine of the 21st century!
Waaaaaay too fast. Give me a dozen of your slowest men and some box graters. We'll get through them eventually
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The machine of liberty must occasionally feed on the bones, flesh, and blood of tyrants. It hungers.
Technology has advanced somewhat since the French Revolution.
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I got $50 to help buy one.
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How do you throw them in genitalia-first though?
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As a Risk of Rain 2 player, I want to throw some drones and gun turrets into this to recycle them
Nah nah nah, death is the easy way out, they need to β¨sufferβ¨ for what they did.
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Soylent Green is people.
There are a lot of them.
We may need more than a couple of those things.
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