The board elections and voting are run by lemurs using a series of colored balls that when thrown in a particular sequence indicate voting intentions and monetary policy support, board meetings must have at a minimum two presentations occuring simultaneously or they are immediately cancelled in favor of seeing who can jump over all the board room chairs in a makeshift hurdle sprint competition.

Hahahahaja

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren't paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

Yaaay. What a fun way to find out I probably definitely have a thing.