Ski jumper wit hthe face of Spurdo Spärde

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[–] 42 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

Athletes enlarge size of genitalia

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    By injecting acid at the site right before measuring, allegedly.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Years ago, they took a Canadian snowboarder's medal away after testing positive for marijuana citing it was a "performance enhancing drug." Which is bullshit, unless they had a giant chocolate bar waiting right beyond the finish line.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, actually. Michael Phelps (American swimmer) was rumored to smoke weed so he could get the munchies and consume more food, giving him extra calories to burn training.

    It could also be that they were using marijuana as an illicit pain reliever.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I think he just likes smoking weed, but I like it being couched as giving him some competitive advantage. I swam, and knew a couple ladies who supposedly smoked some weed with him. They were better swimmers than me, so I was not invited of course.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Let them have wing suits. I wann see the camera people have to work for it when they have to track the skiers into the parking lot.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    AND it doubles as a rudder!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    So is Viagra legal during sports, or do they have to get surgery?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Maybe just let people make the flap as big as they want. That way it's not cheating if it's part of the technique/strategy.

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  • Oh look the competitive advantage all the morons think transwomen have..

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