Oh, now you want us to take vaccines?
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RFK: don't take the vaccine! Oz: take the vaccine! Trump: *shits pants
"Mr president, Brad Dongnozzle from CNN, is the shitting of your pants your way of agreeing or disagreeing about the vaccine?"
"What? Wait, I shit my pants? I don't remember doing that..." {shits pants again} "Oh, man, Putin isn't going to be happy about this!" {shits pants once again}
Kompromat is meaningless when shitting your pants on live TV while denying all evidence of your pedophilic activities still can't take you down.
RFK: You saw it here first folks, the vaccines will make the democrats shit your pants.
The guy is still a doctor. His showed devolved quickly because there’s only so many ways to provide content for 5 days a week, but there has to be SOME part of him that knows the science and believes it.
Unfortunately that small part is currently tasked with creating a cure for Lycanthropy based on RFK's blood.
He's a grifter more than anything else and will do whatever he believes serves his own interests, and only his own interests.
I remember when former GOP Senate Majority Leader, and heart surgeon, Bill Frist went on Bill Maher sometime around the late 2000s, or early 2010s, and they were discussing vaccines.
Bill Maher, being the shithead that he is, was voicing his vaccine skepticism even then.
Bill Frist, whom I'm loathe to give praise to, turned away from Maher, looked directly in the camera and said that vaccines were safe and encouraged everyone to get vaccinated.
People can compartmentalize. He can be completely all over the science and believe it factually as part of medicine while also believing that spouting nonsense that is unscientific is valid if he says so, as he's a doctor. His self interest can override his knowledge, in particular if it feeds his ego, as being a celebrity doctor would.
All doctors and scientists simplify their messaging when dealing with non scientists as a means to help them understand concepts they don't have a grounding in. That simplification is often factually incorrect. It's a slippery slope.
Particularly in this modern world. Our brains in general seek order and certainty, but almost everything is on a spectrum. So when scientist talk in facts and absolutes, it's easy to negate their message with edge cases or precise sticking points that they are ignoring for simplicity. Take vaccines. They have known side effects. They are deemed safe. People can still die. Cars and planes are likewise deemed safe.
Like how they're suddenly like, maybe don't drink the raw milk we've been promoting recklessly.
Regular reminder that if you were born before 1989 you probably only got 1 measles vaccine, as was recommended at the time, and no booster. The booster bumps effectiveness up from 93% to 97%. You can ask your doctor to test your antibodies for measles immunity to see if you need it, or ask to just go ahead with the booster if you know you didn’t get it.
In the US:
- If you were born before 1957, you're presumed immune to measles.
- If you were vaccinated before 1967, you should get a booster [the original vaccine wasn't as effective as the later vaccine].
- If you were vaccinated between 1967 and 1989, you should consider a booster shot [they thought you only needed one shot, but you actually need two].
- If you were vaccinated after 1989, you are presumed immune.
There's also no harm in getting the vaccine again if you're not sure whether you had it before (but did).
I’m grateful that, when she was pregnant, my sister-in-law insisted that anyone who planned to interact with her kids got the MMR booster beforehand. I have no idea when my last booster was before that, but with all this shit going down I can feel comfortable knowing I was boosted within the last decade.
Good of him to take RFKj's dick out of his mouth long enough to say this.
Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, or RFK Jr.
Doc Brown
Doc Gooden
Doc Holliday
Doc Hollywood
Doc Johnson
Doc McStuffins
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Evil
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Girlfriend
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Kevorkian
Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius
Doctor Pepper
Doctor Scholl's
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Who
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. J (Julius Erving)
Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Spin Doctors
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Even Nurse Ratchet
Zoidberg being on this list is saying a lot. Now open your mouth and say random crab noises
"Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!"
-Doc Holliday
There's a notable exception making your list seem a bit... speciesist

"Here comes doctor tran... He's a real doctor. With a PhD in kicking your ass"
I haven't seen that shit in years and it immediately came rushing back on seeing that name.
For those in the lucky 10,000 today https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI
That’ll learn ‘em…. I’m sure the willfully ignorant pieces of shit will definitely start falling in line.
I'm guessing you don't know that vaccines generally rely on heard immunity to be effective? If a significant portion of the population doesn't take the vaccine, even people who have the vaccine might get infected. On another note, immuno compromised people might have legitimate reasons for not getting the vaccine, and rely on that same herd immunity.
The fact that this clown is a "Top US Health Official" is a great indication of an empire in decline.
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