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[–] 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I’m getting a puppy this week. The proposed name is cookie. What to do?

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Name them cookie! Unless you don't want to.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Haha, I don't. But my kids kind of do. I doubt they are being influenced by any trends as they wouldn't be familiar. Luckily cookie is the second choice. First choice was buttcrack, which has been nixed.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Buttcrack is a fantastic name.

    One of my cats is Sphincter.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    SatansMaggotyCumFart, that's a nice thing to say. However, I think we have differing views on nice names to choose.

    I just don't think I want to call out "here buttcrack, here girl. That's right, do a poo buttcrack" at the dog park. Maybe it's different with cats as you don't tend to speak to them in the same way due to their underlying contempt.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe cookie in a different language? My late doggo was named Ringo, which is apple in Japanese, but dad named him like that, because he was spinning around - riņķot, to spin, riņķoja, spun around - just altered to a usable name.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Haha, cookie is already American English and we're Australian and Irish. Maybe that's enough. Or we should go the other way and call her biscuit or tim tam.

    My grandmother had a dog called toffee as a child, so I like that. My parents in law had 2 jack Russel's called rom and Jerry. So a cartoon character is an option too.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    To be fair, food is their #1 priority for most of their life. Also, Potato is a great name for a dog (especially a rotund one).

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    nobody else in this thread are giving pet photos >:(

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    People do this with guinea pigs because it's cute, but I find it offensive.

    I'm kidding really, but it strikes me as rude to name a pet which just about everything eats after food.

    Our pigs are Daisy

    and Rose

    In the shelter, they were called Butterscotch and Candy Corn.

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    [–] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    It's better than naming them people names. The dogs on my block are Kevin, Tony, Doug and Jeff.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    Nah, real names are the best names for pets. Makes them more part of the family.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Hard disagree. I just can't imagine meeting a person with the same name as my dog. Would I tell the person?

    "Mike? Oh, that's my dog's name!" just seems kinda rude.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Mine was named "Georgia"

    I renamed her to "Sunshine" officially in the microchip registry

    But everyone in my house just call her 貓貓 (maau maau)

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I didn't know it was a trend, we have a Pickles and a Tofu, both cats. Here is one of our not food named animals, Bella.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    My chicken, Sesame, would like a word with you.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    I think it's an easy naming scheme when you have a litter of puppies to try and adopt out.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    I had a pig named Porkchop.

    She had great taste.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    People tend to name their animals whatever they want

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Idk. I personally started doing it back in middle school around the 2000s as a joke, but I kept the tread going as a way to remember my pets that have passed.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Keep in mind, that is in no way representative of actual pet names. Very likely not even those specific pets actual names...

    The names were likely chosen by marketing folks.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    It's been around for quite a while. Just a generic cutesy thing, I guess.

    I couldn't tell you how many "Waffles"es I've met or known of. Pancake is another popular one. I've known a Cornbread, a Brisket, a Tater, a Porkchop, two Tacos (both fat orange cats)....

    A more recent trend seems to be naming pets after Japanese foods. Mochi, Miso, Udon, Soba.... Or maybe it's more of an East Asian food thing because I've also known a Wonton, Sesame, Bamboo, Noodle(s). Gohan (Japanese again and may or may not be a food reference).

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I never had a food-named pet until recently. My latest cat is named Triscuit.

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