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[–] 66 points 9 months ago (9 children)

The Elites don't want you to know this but the foxes in the city are free. You can take them home. I have 458 foxes.

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  • [–] [S] 30 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    How do you sleep/deal with the reports of hellish screaming in the night?

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Coyotes do hellish screaming, these guys sound like someone aggressively clearing their throat.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    You've never heard a fox then. They sound like a little girl being murdered. It's horrible.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I have two species of foxes that I regularly shoo off my porch. They go “HhhhuuuuYak!”

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I had foxes where I lived before, and some nights you'd just hear this horrible scream. It would always startle me, and there was this deep mental effect that made it so I could never get used to it. They legitimately sounded exactly how I imagine a young girl being stabbed would sound.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The same way i respond to reports of cackling and dancing naked.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago

    Yup thats me, you probably wonder how I got here.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

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    Foxy Lady!

    guitar sting

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Oh man, his friends will never let him live this down

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    What a strange pupper

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    Why is he so fat? Is she feeding him in a careless manner?

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