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[–] 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Human meat has been at times referred to as "long pig" so....

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    And you're just as edible!

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Where’s the pic of the ham for comparison? This is just a pic of your hand.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Something something Soylent pink

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Solent pink

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    We truly are the ham sandwich race

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    If you weigh the same as a duck, then you’re made of wood... and therefore... A WITCH!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago*

    That's becsuse Lunchables ham is actually made from white kids. Turkey, too, but the turkey is specifically white kids that never see sunlight.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    @ickplant Okay ✔️

    None

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    save a lot on coverup

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  • Lunchables are delicious though, not saying you are not, but never has processed meat and cheese tasted so good.. unless you go to Taco Bell at 4am

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Could be my hand twin. Don't do anything nefarious with those hands and go getting mine blamed.

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