you could make any shit up about north korea and some people would believe it

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has declared himself the only person allowed to do the Macarena. A person had been found performing the dance, and has been personally thrown by the leader into a big pool filled with genetically-engineered superpiranhas."

I like that it implies he tied them himself.

I recently learned you cannot express support for NK in SK without a penalty/legal issues. And despite all their Western money (but because of Western influence) they're a country of plastic, superficial, hedonistic, depressed, aimless and collectively suicidal (birth rate wise) people. Jeez. It's gonna be interesting to see the eventual reunification.

The account this is putting out straight bangers (btw if you didn't realize, it is a parody news account. The post in the tweet is effectively indistinguishable from actual RFA slop)

Super based kim 

You know, that's probably how I'm going to end up going out...banished by hot air balloon.

And you know what? I'm think I'm OK with this. What a whimsical way to be executed.

"Headward free now to rise"

Based and The-Unparalleled-Adventure-of-One-Hans-Pfaall pilled.