“That’s a Grammy that every artist wants — almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense because, since Epstein’s gone, he needs a new island to hang out with Bill Clinton. I told you, it’s my last year! What are you going to do about it?”

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[–] 100 points 9 months ago

That's the sign of a mature, mentally secure individual

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  • [–] 81 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Honestly that was a pretty funny joke. The fact that it caused such a reaction from him is the cherry on top.

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  • [–] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    When Obama roasted him at the press correspondents dinner, that made him run for president.

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  • [–] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    When he dies they should donate his body to science so they can study how someone can have such incredibly thin skin.

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    How did it work out with Kimmel? lmao

    "The Grammy Awards are the WORST, virtually unwatchable! CBS is lucky not to have this garbage litter their airwaves any longer. The host, Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel at the Low Ratings Academy Awards. Noah said, INCORRECTLY about me, that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island. WRONG!!! I can’t speak for Bill, but I have never been to Epstein Island, nor anywhere close, and until tonight’s false and defamatory, statement, have never been accused being there, not even by the Fake News Media. Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight, and get them straight fast. It looks like I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope of an M.C., and suing him for plenty$. Ask Little George Slopadopolus, and others, how that all worked out. Also ask CBS! Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you! President DJT"

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Whenever I see a person signing their posts, I'm always like, "Somebody let grandpa on the computer again."

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I agree. I think he thinks it's a power move?

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    I'm sure he thinks it's a power move. And I'm also sure he feels his ego inflate whenever he calls himself "President".

    Overall, just continuing signs of a very weak person. A strong person doesn't need validation and constant attention from others.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    So he did go to Pedo Island then.

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  • [–] 51 points 9 months ago

    I didn't hear about this until the Streisand Effect took place.

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago

    Did he just threaten to rape Trevor Noah? Because every time a rapist threatens to have a good time with me I don't picture things that don't involve rape.

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    Dang he really went there. This is great lol. His joke about Trump and Minaj in the beginning was also funny.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago

    If you want to know what Trump is most guilty of, always follows who he sues over what.

    I bet his fingerprints can be found all over Epstein's island...

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    Do it. I'll buy popcorn for the discovery phase.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    It's not even an edgy joke

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    I didn't hear this one... Thanks, Trump! What a great joke!

    https://youtube.com/shorts/8HRRxqZu8cg

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Rapist man-baby says what?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    At this point, the greatest insult the president can offer is to fail to threaten a lawsuit, honestly.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Trump can sue deez nutz. What a fuckin twat.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    What a weak skinned little bitch

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    I wasn't going to watch the Grammys but this story made me go look up the clip.

    Good joke, excellent delivery. No notes.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Did Pedonald the baby get his feelings hurt?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Prove you didn’t, Donald.

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    Isn't there a line about the courtiers getting nervous after the king has the jester hauled off?

    Not that it's analogous to this, as that is presumably about a previously, fairly benevolent king.

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