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[–] 94 points 9 months ago (13 children)

Mercury was badass. The slow, seeping madness taking hold of you like a gentle breeze grabbing the breadth of a kite. Invisibly, rapidly hoisting you higher until it suddenly, sinisterly relinquishes its grip. The drop leaves you tattered and indignant, but seemingly mendable.

And so it tenderly brushes the dust off to repeat the process until you’re nothing but caterwauling splinters cast across the ground.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Is this from something or do you just wander through life dropping awesome prose like this?

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    This is splendid. Your words match the quality of dialogues from Disco Elysium. It must've feel like a true talent being able to conjure sentences with such vividness for any topic you encounter.

    I feel like I could read shitposts like this for hours.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (7 children)

    https://sh.itjust.works/post/39593723/19042480

    https://sh.itjust.works/post/42175192/19772185

    Here are two that I enjoyed writing. Though they’re a bit more grim and severely benefit from reading the original post as well. I just wish I could link without it going to my instance. Bleh

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Your works are nothing short of wonder. I would describe this not as another genre of memes, but a whole another dimension of shitposting only a few are able to observe and appreciate. You wield opportunities as countless as memes themselves and possess a remarkable sense of humour and talent to compose prose that introduce a entirely new perspective for the viewers. You are a living rendition of what a 19th century novelist would be were they given access to the modern day internet.

    To have a priceless person as you on the fediverse is a blessing. For me to have witnessed your art is even more so.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    That’s very sweet. And probably a little too generous. Thank you!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I want to make a joke about your username as it would fit the second statement you made, but I lack your creativity and also don't want to diminish legitimate praise.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    That’s also sweet. I know I’d have had a difficult time controlling myself at different points. Thank you for maintaining the positivity

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Of course. The only time I intentionally / knowingly say something to hurt people is when I'm very certain they will benefit from hearing it ("you have this flaw and it's hurting you, so hearing this input hopefully helps you improve your lot").

    I don't do that often at all because I'm bad at a lot of things, including some at which I'm good, so I'm rarely confident enough about stuff to criticize someone else.

    I suppose technically I also might offer hurtful feedback if my honest opinion were to be solicited about something bad.

    Your prose was good - I even made a user note about you to remind me next time we interact - but even if it were awful I can't see how me being a dick about it would help you. I do like your username, though.

    Sorry for the narcissistic WOT. I hope you have a great day!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I do the same thing. Enduring and expanding upon the intrusions until you can line the frame with flesh was the way I finally managed to make use of my personal oddities. Don’t fear articulating and affirming for your own benefit!

    Although it took years of active observation and desire and effort to finally wind my way to the low plateau I’ve found

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I work in a plastic molding factory, guess I'm getting extra 🫠

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    The Romans knew how bad asbestos was.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    I’m just amazed that we knew asbestos was bad for over a 1000 years, and in the USA only banned it a few years ago, other countries not much longer before.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    With asbestos, one has to wonder if there was just no good substitute for some of it's properties. While it's very rare to see used these days, there are still some careful applications for it. Lead is the same way. Lead solder and even lead pipes was commonly used up until a relatively short time ago for water supplies.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    My wild guess is that the next step will be the coating of ceramics. Basically every plate that you have eaten of transfers microscopic amounts of some substance which has previously gone undiscovered but has terrible consequences for the human body.

    Wild guess, no knowledge to back up anything.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    On the current trajectory, our kids full of Cesium 137.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I'd say lead lingered longer than asbostos though.

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  • “When life gives you lemons, TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK!” -Cave Johnson

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I don't know what you read, but I just learned that racoons are showing early signs of domestication.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Lol, the secret is to read everything to a mentally unstable level.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Thanks but I prefer not to get my news from one source, for example the micro-plastics found in our bodies suffered from methodological flaws suggesting false positives, pyrolysis gas chromatography-mass spectrometry (The technique commonly used to detect microplastics) can produce the same chemical signatures from fats in human tissue as it does from plastics like polyethylene 18 7 studies have been formally challenged. *18 used the same flawed methodology

    Edit:

    If you prefer a ScieShow article about it

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