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[–] 64 points 9 months ago (20 children)

If unemployment will give me an arse like that...

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    Doing squats: [insert no Dr*ke meme]

    Doing squads: [insert yes Dr*ke meme]

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    Start by substituting the word "bum" for "arse" in your daily affirmations

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    What daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had "bum" in??

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Respectfully, that ass is to die for

    Somehow I find that super attractive even though I've seen....some shit in my life on the intnernet

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    [–] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't it be a 24 hour shift since you're always unemployed?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think you'd consider it actively being unemployed while you're sleeping. Cuz like... working people sleep too, right? I think you probably only count the time they're awake as their "Shift" at being unemployed. Cuz like... you still count like your lunch break and such as "part of your shift" when you're working.

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    [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    God I wish that were me

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    [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    0 hours unemployed?

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