Well, yeah. This was basically just a bribe. No one was actually supposed to watch it.

I can't believe they decided to show this in theaters. They could have put this on prime and botted the numbers and no one would be the wiser.

I don't even wanna pirate it.

I'd love to know what the thinking was.

Did Trump demand this to belittle her? Did he really think it would be a hit?

It would be a great SNL skit; all the former first ladies having a hen party watching it.

Who cares? She got her 40 million. It didn't even need to be released as it was a pretense for a payoff anyway. Much like selling art is used for money laundering.

Gross, theaters here in east TN are at least half full for the evening shows

I love the Blue Ridge but goddamn I hate so many of the people here

seemingly just handfuls of tickets have been sold.

When these scant few ticket holders were questioned, they responded in shock learning that the movie was about the current "first lady" and instead thought it was a documentary about skin cancer. After seeing the movie these same attendees did indeed the movie was cancer, though not in the way they expected.

I thought the sex scene was tastefully done

Wait until Oscar season.

As God intended.

Everyone with MAGA relatives should hide the TV remote and put this movie on full volume. Make them suffer for it.

Are you kidding? I streamed it and came so many times! Sure, the plot was thin, but that's half the fun! And the lead was honestly stunning.

Oh, wait, Melania? No no, I was talking about the porn flick, Melabia. My mistake.

Audiences could do the funniest thing right now

I'm excited

It'll be cool to see how she views herself

But I won't be paying

It doesn't even deserve a razzie

Only a true trash human could be with trump. She has to know what he was up to and I wonder what she has done but in no way do I think she is clueless about what is going on around her.

Imagine that Americans, massive reality show junkies, are not interested in a THOT To Trot movie.

How crappy do you have to be to reach that state in life.