Ransomware that can't be decrypted is just destructive malware like any other.

vibe coded and ranswomare in the same sentence was not on my 2026 bingo card

rofl of course...

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Did they vibe code their false identity as well?

Like a virus that kills the host, it won't spread as well and should die out faster than other types of maleware.

So they basically created a hashing function?

Brilliant lol.

"ransomware can't be decrypted" implies the ransomware itself can't be decrypted, ugh

That's nothing new. Fake decryption payment have been a thing since Wanacry clones.