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[–] 39 points 9 months ago

"Manhood assurance vehicle".

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago

    emotional support truck is right

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago
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    Wankers in their yank tanks.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Needle dicked weapons for small minded peons.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Compensating Utility Children Killer

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Four meters?! Da fuck is dat in freedom units?

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    13 feet or so. Meters are a little over 3 feet so just multiply by 3 and you'll get a close enough answer to visualize.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    And then add 10% on top of it to get closer.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I hate trucks in particular, and cars, and am re-dedicated to a car-free lifestyle since it's easier than ever with my current work commute. That said, having lived in a heavy winter rural midwest area and trying for years to be car-free there, I hit a breaking point in my situation at the time, and learned that a reasonably sized truck is actually the appropriate tool for such inhospitable tundras.

    But again, fuck cars.

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