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[+] 93 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 75 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn't even talk about it anymore... I guess journalists noticed he's just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.

    Anyway, that's 7 years, not 5.

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  • [–] 51 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we're all going to live to 120.

    My tin foil hat theory is it's to push these boomers and X'ers further into stock market greed because they're now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn't planned for.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don't think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago*

    That's nothunf, I aged 10 years in 4 months of depression.

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  • [+] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I have this idea for a dystopian story where we've figured out aging and can keep people alive forever, but it's only done so that people can continue to work in order to pay off their debts, and only once you've done so are you allowed to die. And the people who administer the anti-aging treatment are also the ones who hold the notes on your debt. I'll get around to writing it one day. I'm sure it'll just be a copy of Running Man or something.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    I don't know why people are mad about it, but the shit he's doing is hilariously clownish.

    In general though I completely agree if he figures out something real that can actually be used by the poors (unlikely and also partly why everyone hates him) then that would indeed be good

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And all it took was stealing his son's blood

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I look 10 years younger, after having been on Estrogen for a couple years.

    This guy's attempts to look younger have culminated in him getting on some Picture of Dorian Gray shit

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I wish people wouldn't just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Does he have an eating disorder?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).

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