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[–] 70 points 9 months ago

I'd do anything for love... but I won't do that 😔

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  • [–] 56 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 46 points 9 months ago

    When your daddy becomes just…dad.

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago
    [–] 25 points 9 months ago

    This…. Might genuinely work on me

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  • [+] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Drinking more water and going to bed at a reasonable time are first two things I have new subs start doing.

    It’s just so good for them that it has to be done.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    This is basically the horny version of the scene in Fight Club where Durden holds a man at gunpoint, convinces him he is going to kill him...

    ... unless he goes back to school to finish becoming a Veterinarian.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Tok kinky for me.

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