I can only imagine the bellowing ghostly laugh of Erik the Red and Leif Erikson as yet another fool falls victim to one of the best jokes in human history.

Trump is a fucking dipshit. It’s humiliating.

Shortly after the speech, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was already on the defense. In a post on X, she quoted News Nation reporter Libbey Dean, who pointed out that Trump mixed up the two names.

“No he didn’t, Libby[sic]. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a ‘piece of ice’ because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here,” Leavitt wrote, attaching a screenshot of a Google result for Greenland showing a large chunk of ice floating in the ocean.

It’s amazing how willingly they lie when the OBVIOUS TRUTH is right in front of our eyes.

Republicans can stop this shit at any time. Not even all of them, or even a majority of them. A handful of them, like 3 in the Senate and 3 in the House could end this shit in like, a week or two.

On edit: Probably more like a month or two. Trump doesn't even have Nixon's decency.

The entire past year I haven't gotten over the fact that this oaf is a living walking version of the USA polandball caricature that can't get the name of any country right.

Won’t someone rid us of this turbulent priest?

I watched the video and I could not help but laugh. The absolute drivel pouring from his mouth was embarrassing. What human being watched that and thought, "He nailed it."?

Yes, because that's the next target. You think he's done extorting people? Even if this was a dumbass mistake, the regime will spin this to needing Iceland too.

What if they just take him to Amundsen-Scott base, show him part of "The Thing" and then set off some fireworks as they evacuate him. After that we'll all just pretend like Greenland/Iceland/Place with snow is quarantined.

I reckon he's going to try and take iceland now

Just wanted again to congratulate all Americans on your President. You may not have voted for him, you may not agree with him on anything but he does represent your entire country and the intellectual level of US culture. So yeah.. congrats!

Republicans would have impeached or 25th amendmented Biden a couple of dozen times by now but they are absolutely terrified into submission by the old demented orange rapist mobster.

Old ppl be cra cra

I'm fairly certain he has actually been mixing them up this whole time and has meant to be claiming Iceland this entire time. A lot of his statements actually make a lot more sense if you substitute Iceland for Greenland.

Island has prepared for the Flying V for 2 decades!

Actually, the whole Greenland thing was just about Green Bay, Pedonald is a Packers* fan.

*Fudge

He's upset about Norway not handing him a peace prize so he's intent on starting a war with Denmark to seize Greenland, which he thinks is Iceland. It's the demented moron version of attacking Iraq and Afghanistan because some Saudis attacked the USA. At least he hasn't dragged Nambia into this, or Aberbaijang.

Maybe Finland should be on guard, just in case.

Take him to Anchorage, tell him it's Greenland and it's time for bed without stimulants.