Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.

Pizza the Hut?

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

Paywall
https://web.archive.org/web/20250701184505/https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-says-cannibal-ate-himself-on-ice-deportation-flight/

For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

I found his mugshot

Normal people would see a need for mental health care for this individual, instead they traumatized them until they self harmed

Bush league government.

How is the onion even still going with these fucking clowns doing shit for such insane headlines??

I ... what?????

“I know Ron’s doing a second one... and probably a couple of more, and you know, at some point they might morph into a system where you’re going to keep it for a long time.”

Talk about burying the lede. Yet another plain-as-day admission by Trump that this is not and was never going to stop at immigrants.

Coming from the dog killer (and probably eater).

Its always projection with regressives.

Sure, Jan.

Did he have his ribs removed (which he also ate)?

Thank God the dogs and cats were safe.

Is it time to start using the word “retarded” again?

I used to think I missed the 1980s, but now I’m not so sure.