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[–] 24 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

It refers to the nucleus of the family, which is where the jeans are stored (closet). Every conservative, Christian, god-fearing nuclear family has at least one family member in the closet. Usually, it’s Lindsey Graham. It’s always Lindsey Graham.

(I’m not implying that all homophobes are secretly gay. I know that’s a harmful view.)

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago*

    As a ghoul I can confirm this is exactly what it meant.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly I assumed it was the people you'd share your bomb shelter with for a while.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I thought it was that because they were exposed to radiation they couldn't have more than 2 kids and they had to live in neighborhoods with houses with extra radiation shielding!

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Couldn't they have come up with a better name (core or base or immediate) ... ? Or was it on purpose?

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    Your username is unruly.

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