Don't threaten us with a good time.
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Prove it
We triple dog dare you.
It feels like there are about 100 million of us in the states scratching our necks like Dave Chappelle and saying "y'all still got any of that 'regime change' we been handing out?"

Fingers crossed
This time it will not miss the target.
I sure hope not!
Don't threaten me with a good time
We double dog dare you to do it.
"Chilling"? Come on
Come you Persian pussies, do it! Trump ain't scared of you!
I think South Park was onto something here
(Disclaimer/explanation, cause apparently it matters: it's a link to a YouTube clip from the episode of South Park "Put It Down," where President Garritrump keeps tweeting that Tweek, the 4th grade gay school kid with ridiculously high anxiety, will be the one to absolutely wreck North Korea)
I didn't know Tweek was gay. When did this happen?
"chilling"...
I'm tired of the media calling normal human rights heartwarming and news like this "chilling"
An 80 old woman being able to go on retiremen or a child being able to pay for prosthetic limbs because of charity is not heartwarming. These are the real chilling facts.
An action against a President who does not respect international law should be heartwarming although it's drastic
And yeah.. I might be on a list now and not able to enter the USA... 🤷
Is there a gofundme that I can donate to to help speed this up?
Iranian Religious figures already declared a fatwa against Trump declaring him an enemy of the religion and posting a bounty that's already like 40M dollars for his execution.
You could probably donate to that bounty, although I am sure if you are a US citizen it runs afoul of some domestic laws.
Honestly, I'm not entirely convinced that the bullet missed at all.
Well he was brain dead before the attempt, so it's hard to tell if they missed or not.
There was no bullet. A shot somewhere, his ss detail pull him down and scrape his ear on something, the ss agents atart blasting and hit the people, they cover it uo.
Not 100 pc on this like I am kirk being Israel's superfan faction doing it as the official story is impossible.
I don't normally like seeing violence / gore. It makes me queezy and upset. I don't click on NSFL links ever.
But I would watch this. If the current potus was assassinated by someone (especially a foreign contract for hire), and it was captured on video, I would watch it on repeat, at various speeds, and I would relish in his pain as he capitulates to the cold clutch of death's grip.
I would save the video and revisit it from time to time as a reminder that sometimes people do get what they deserve.
With such a video I'd definitely be recreating the NSFW version of Kevin Costner's famous scene in the movie JFK every night.
"Back and to the theft. Back and too the left... Oh that's nice.... Back and too the left... oooooh yeah"
Assassination of Ferdinand v2: Electric Boogaloo, 2026 Edition (COLORIZED)
Edit: Correction, 2026, I forgot a year passed already lol
Chilling? Do you mean arousing?
What about the governments of Iran and the USA start a deathmatch, one versus one, and then they all explode?
I'll chill the champaign!
I'd prefer some death note shit go down but I'll take anything at this point
Frankly, if I were about to initiate a conflict with the US, I'd rather have Trump running the country, but you do you.
I think the idea is if the next president doesn't play ball, he will be taken out too.
That also seems to have been Trumps entire plan for Venezuela.
It's a stupid plan, but I don't think the Iranian regime is much smarter than the Trump administration.
Isn't this from US playbook?
Venezuela was an agreement with their military, to be the de facto rulers. There is a plan, filled in their names on the cold war coup template.
Seems the plan for Venezuela went down the toilet when the new president refused to play ball.
The military of venezuela, the generals are in charge, not their vice president is my point.
And the vp decrying the us is hardly refusing to play ball. What else are they going to say? They will sign over concessions under the watch of the military, there will be resistance, the military will help crush it, and operated paramilitaries for what they don't want to do directly, like run through villages in areas where they've had attacks on oil infrastructure and run death squads on them, funded with cia backed illegal drug and gun sales.
This is not just random speculation, it's informed by what we spent the entire cold war doing. They filled in the blanks on the template.
Democrats may sue for peace instead of engaging in conflict. Iran has no interest in invading US, they just want their hands off Iran
The relationship graph between US protesters, the Trump regime, the Iranian people, and the Iranian regime is a fucking tangled mess
I'm gonna say something unpopular: canonising your worst enemies as martyrs isn't gonna end well for anyone
I really, really hope he dies of natural causes on live TV.
If he's assassinated things are going to get much worse.
Wouldn't it be nice to see Trump go down like a sack of potatoes mid self-aggrandizing rant at a press conference or something, and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand EDM tracks from that moment until the next election?
I think him falling asleep during some televised brief, at a table with a large group, of people would be better.
Hammer in that point he does nothing of use and would have been literally sitting there dead for 20-minutes before anyone noticed.
Would have been nice if that happened in ‘24 and we wouldn’t even be here
I dunno, they've already done the spin up for if Trump dies even from natural causes they'll claim he was assassinated. No matter what happens things are going to get much worse.
Can the reaper please hurry already? The guy is already standing with one foot in the grave, his mind is gone and his body is falling to pieces.
Oh shit, if this happens, we're about to have an even worse wave of islamaphobia, even worse than the aftermath of 9/11.
It's cooked either way.
Canada, pls save us.
LET ME INNNN!
Unfortunately, we're going to be feeling less keen to let Americans in while Trump is actively threatening our country.
I mean its always ironic when that happens.
Russian dissidents want to leave the war machine and they are banned from visiting European countries to defect.
And the US deported a russian dissident back to russia.
And now the US banned 75 countries from coming to the US, including Iranians who want to flee the regime...
So I guess fuck those people?
It's difficult to know who's a dissident and who's a spy or terrorist.
Iran just threatened to kill the leader of another country. Yeah fuck Trump and all that, but you aren't going to open the doors to anyone from a country that's issuing threats, especially a country that's complicit in a lot of terrorist acts.
Russia is engaged in a sabotage campaign in Europe, so the reasons for blocking Russians from Europe is similar.
I mean I undestand the fear of enemy agents... but still...
As a Chinese Immigrant to the US, I honestly fear that if a USA-PRC war break out, I'd immediately get treated as a potential "spy", so this is why I really hate the idea of "If you are from that country = Potential Enemy", cuz I'm very much opposed to the CCP.
How do you figure? Those that idolize Trump already hate muslims. The greatest change I'd imagine is not necessarily 'more' islamophobia but more overt hate crimes arising out of it.
This will probably be effective on Trump because he's an idiot. Everyone else knows it if you want someone dead you don't tell them about it first.
Bonus points if they get Vance too.
People forgetting even if Trump will be or had been assassinated, Vance would just take his place and continue the train. Besides, Iran has been claiming they can do this since forever with nothing to show for it.
The hope is Vance doesn’t have the charisma to keep the cult together.
Neither does Trump. I don't know where the argument that he has some kind of Magic Secret Fascism Sauce comes from. Republicans fucking love idiots and have been rabidly supporting them for decades now, and they'll blindly follow Vance just like they're blindly following Trump. It could be a sentient mop with a bucket hat, they literally do not care. Trump didn't win the election, project 2025 did.
I don’t know where the argument that he has some kind of Magic Secret Fascism Sauce comes from.
Charisma isn't a universal thing, it is about appealing to a large chunk of the population but not the population as a while. In this case he has been the face for the fascist MAGA movement for like a decade now with people who constantly ignore how his policies harm them directly and still support him. He has charisma when it comes to hateful morons who want to hear a fat old white dude spout the racist shit in their heads without any kind of moral compass that would lead to being embarrassed.
They won't follow Vance because Vance doesn't have the same belligerent and arrogant delivery despite saying the same hateful stuff because it is clear Vance is a try hard spineless wanna be grifter and not someone who has been an entitled shit their entire lives because they were born into wealth. Vance isn't the strongman that the Republican party has been stoked to follow.
He doesn't need to, he's already elected and he's been awarded god powers to do whatever he wants...by the SCROTUS.
And then all the politicians do the calculus that he doesn't have the mojo to back primary candidates and then they just impeach him.
More or less the bastard packed the line of succession with assholes like him.
No one likes Vance. Maga would tear itself apart before it follows JD.
Not if trump is made a martyr.
Remember the bloodbath of reprisal killings that MAGA was promising to deliver for Saint Charley? What ever happened with that?
To be a martyr you typically have to believe in something bigger than yourself. Trump can't do that. He's too self serving and everyone around him knows it because they wanna be just like him. He could get killed and people might try to make him a martyr, but he only pushes division and hatred and self enrichment, good luck getting anyone aside from the proud boys to rally behind that. They tried to do it with Charlie Kirk too and that amounted to fuck all.
Trump and Khamenei both dead sounds like a win-win...
Unfortunately, it wouldn't be a 1vs1.....
Instead of a bullet make it an ICBM and we are golden! One that could take vance and hegseth out as well.?
Agreeing on anything with those nutcases... Wouldn't expect that to be a case. And it is. Yes, please!
This might just be a false flag.



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