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[–] 199 points 9 months ago

Don't threaten us with a good time.

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    We triple dog dare you.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago

    It feels like there are about 100 million of us in the states scratching our necks like Dave Chappelle and saying "y'all still got any of that 'regime change' we been handing out?"

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago

    Fingers crossed

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago

    This time it will not miss the target.

    I sure hope not!

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    We double dog dare you to do it.

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Come you Persian pussies, do it! Trump ain't scared of you!

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I think South Park was onto something here

    (Disclaimer/explanation, cause apparently it matters: it's a link to a YouTube clip from the episode of South Park "Put It Down," where President Garritrump keeps tweeting that Tweek, the 4th grade gay school kid with ridiculously high anxiety, will be the one to absolutely wreck North Korea)

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago
    [–] 20 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    "chilling"...

    I'm tired of the media calling normal human rights heartwarming and news like this "chilling"

    An 80 old woman being able to go on retiremen or a child being able to pay for prosthetic limbs because of charity is not heartwarming. These are the real chilling facts.

    An action against a President who does not respect international law should be heartwarming although it's drastic

    And yeah.. I might be on a list now and not able to enter the USA... 🤷

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    Bet you they can't do it.

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Is there a gofundme that I can donate to to help speed this up?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Iranian Religious figures already declared a fatwa against Trump declaring him an enemy of the religion and posting a bounty that's already like 40M dollars for his execution.

    You could probably donate to that bounty, although I am sure if you are a US citizen it runs afoul of some domestic laws.

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Honestly, I'm not entirely convinced that the bullet missed at all.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Well he was brain dead before the attempt, so it's hard to tell if they missed or not.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    There was no bullet. A shot somewhere, his ss detail pull him down and scrape his ear on something, the ss agents atart blasting and hit the people, they cover it uo.

    Not 100 pc on this like I am kirk being Israel's superfan faction doing it as the official story is impossible.

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  • [–] 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I don't normally like seeing violence / gore. It makes me queezy and upset. I don't click on NSFL links ever.

    But I would watch this. If the current potus was assassinated by someone (especially a foreign contract for hire), and it was captured on video, I would watch it on repeat, at various speeds, and I would relish in his pain as he capitulates to the cold clutch of death's grip.

    I would save the video and revisit it from time to time as a reminder that sometimes people do get what they deserve.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    With such a video I'd definitely be recreating the NSFW version of Kevin Costner's famous scene in the movie JFK every night.

    "Back and to the theft. Back and too the left... Oh that's nice.... Back and too the left... oooooh yeah"

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    WTF I love Regime change now!

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago

    How can we help?

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Chilling? Do you mean arousing?

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    [–] 28 points 9 months ago
    [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    What about the governments of Iran and the USA start a deathmatch, one versus one, and then they all explode?

    I'll chill the champaign!

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago
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    Well?

    Get on with it!

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    I'd prefer some death note shit go down but I'll take anything at this point

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Frankly, if I were about to initiate a conflict with the US, I'd rather have Trump running the country, but you do you.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I think the idea is if the next president doesn't play ball, he will be taken out too.
    That also seems to have been Trumps entire plan for Venezuela.

    It's a stupid plan, but I don't think the Iranian regime is much smarter than the Trump administration.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Venezuela was an agreement with their military, to be the de facto rulers. There is a plan, filled in their names on the cold war coup template.

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  • [–] 0 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Seems the plan for Venezuela went down the toilet when the new president refused to play ball.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    The military of venezuela, the generals are in charge, not their vice president is my point.

    And the vp decrying the us is hardly refusing to play ball. What else are they going to say? They will sign over concessions under the watch of the military, there will be resistance, the military will help crush it, and operated paramilitaries for what they don't want to do directly, like run through villages in areas where they've had attacks on oil infrastructure and run death squads on them, funded with cia backed illegal drug and gun sales.

    This is not just random speculation, it's informed by what we spent the entire cold war doing. They filled in the blanks on the template.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    The relationship graph between US protesters, the Trump regime, the Iranian people, and the Iranian regime is a fucking tangled mess

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    I'm gonna say something unpopular: canonising your worst enemies as martyrs isn't gonna end well for anyone

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    I really, really hope he dies of natural causes on live TV.

    If he's assassinated things are going to get much worse.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

    Wouldn't it be nice to see Trump go down like a sack of potatoes mid self-aggrandizing rant at a press conference or something, and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand EDM tracks from that moment until the next election?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I think him falling asleep during some televised brief, at a table with a large group, of people would be better.

    Hammer in that point he does nothing of use and would have been literally sitting there dead for 20-minutes before anyone noticed.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Oh shit, if this happens, we're about to have an even worse wave of islamaphobia, even worse than the aftermath of 9/11.

    It's cooked either way.

    Canada, pls save us.

    LET ME INNNN!

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately, we're going to be feeling less keen to let Americans in while Trump is actively threatening our country.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I mean its always ironic when that happens.

    Russian dissidents want to leave the war machine and they are banned from visiting European countries to defect.

    And the US deported a russian dissident back to russia.

    And now the US banned 75 countries from coming to the US, including Iranians who want to flee the regime...

    So I guess fuck those people?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    It's difficult to know who's a dissident and who's a spy or terrorist.

    Iran just threatened to kill the leader of another country. Yeah fuck Trump and all that, but you aren't going to open the doors to anyone from a country that's issuing threats, especially a country that's complicit in a lot of terrorist acts.

    Russia is engaged in a sabotage campaign in Europe, so the reasons for blocking Russians from Europe is similar.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I mean I undestand the fear of enemy agents... but still...

    As a Chinese Immigrant to the US, I honestly fear that if a USA-PRC war break out, I'd immediately get treated as a potential "spy", so this is why I really hate the idea of "If you are from that country = Potential Enemy", cuz I'm very much opposed to the CCP.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    This will probably be effective on Trump because he's an idiot. Everyone else knows it if you want someone dead you don't tell them about it first.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Bonus points if they get Vance too.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago*

    emotionally: very satisfying

    strategically: not so much

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I sure hope so.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    You can't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    People forgetting even if Trump will be or had been assassinated, Vance would just take his place and continue the train. Besides, Iran has been claiming they can do this since forever with nothing to show for it.

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    The hope is Vance doesn’t have the charisma to keep the cult together.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Neither does Trump. I don't know where the argument that he has some kind of Magic Secret Fascism Sauce comes from. Republicans fucking love idiots and have been rabidly supporting them for decades now, and they'll blindly follow Vance just like they're blindly following Trump. It could be a sentient mop with a bucket hat, they literally do not care. Trump didn't win the election, project 2025 did.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    I don’t know where the argument that he has some kind of Magic Secret Fascism Sauce comes from.

    Charisma isn't a universal thing, it is about appealing to a large chunk of the population but not the population as a while. In this case he has been the face for the fascist MAGA movement for like a decade now with people who constantly ignore how his policies harm them directly and still support him. He has charisma when it comes to hateful morons who want to hear a fat old white dude spout the racist shit in their heads without any kind of moral compass that would lead to being embarrassed.

    They won't follow Vance because Vance doesn't have the same belligerent and arrogant delivery despite saying the same hateful stuff because it is clear Vance is a try hard spineless wanna be grifter and not someone who has been an entitled shit their entire lives because they were born into wealth. Vance isn't the strongman that the Republican party has been stoked to follow.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    He doesn't need to, he's already elected and he's been awarded god powers to do whatever he wants...by the SCROTUS.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And then all the politicians do the calculus that he doesn't have the mojo to back primary candidates and then they just impeach him.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Fine, that's a good point, I hope so. But like the other comment says: trump is just a way for them to wash their guilt away, it could be anyone and they'll still oblige and then you'll find out that they weren't being forced by anyone all along.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    No one likes Vance. Maga would tear itself apart before it follows JD.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Not if trump is made a martyr.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    To be a martyr you typically have to believe in something bigger than yourself. Trump can't do that. He's too self serving and everyone around him knows it because they wanna be just like him. He could get killed and people might try to make him a martyr, but he only pushes division and hatred and self enrichment, good luck getting anyone aside from the proud boys to rally behind that. They tried to do it with Charlie Kirk too and that amounted to fuck all.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    It’s BS cause real killers don’t call in threats

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    Trump and Khamenei both dead sounds like a win-win...

    Unfortunately, it wouldn't be a 1vs1.....

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago*

    Instead of a bullet make it an ICBM and we are golden! One that could take vance and hegseth out as well.?

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    Agreeing on anything with those nutcases... Wouldn't expect that to be a case. And it is. Yes, please!

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Keeping my fingers crossed.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Titillating.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This might just be a false flag.

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