Picture meets expectations

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

"I'm sorry...that you were upset at what I said.
And I would never have said it...if I knew you'd make such a drama over my true thoughts about you all.
Going forward I will not say things like this out loud.
There, look, I've said the word sorry and everything."

Kindest Japanese boss

If it was me I would have put Yokohama in the title. It's a city of 3.7 million people. That way it would be clear story is about a mayor of national importance.

(To be clear this is towards the BBC, not OP, you just copied as you should, thanks.)

No going back from that

Calling people "low-spec"? I'm stealing that.

Arent all politicians? That’s why they rise to the top.

This guy looks like the epitome of an evil anime villain.

Why do BBC class this as an apology lol