The fact that he stole the cans from them and then walked in wearing them LOL

"I needed it for armor upgrades"

Lmao bro is living in a game!

I'm hoping that this is a future origin story.

I worked nights at a local Walmart once. In the first week I saw multiple drug addicts using in the store, a violent mentally ill woman yelling at her shopping cart because it dropped her frozen carrots, and a man openly masturbating in the women's underwear section.

Wish I'd had the presence of mind to make myself some armor.

Weird, I just posted an oddly relevant music video the other day.

Another 3d printer used to do crimes, sigh. A dangerous technology that has no place in our small town. Won’t somebody in this administration think of the children???

At least this brave soul was equipped to stop a bad guy in soda can armour.

I could see mysleft showing up in armour at least but then I know there would be at least one time "too late to ditch the armour... I'll change when I get there"