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[–] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I can't change my eyeballs

I can't change my fingerprints (without harm)

I can't change my dna

biometrics is a horrid security measure and shouldnt be used for anything you ACTUALLY want to be secure.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Nah he's right, free my man he didn't do shit.

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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I can't find any legitimate news about this. Seems to be fake.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    The sidebar explains this. Every story in this Lemmy community is fake news the moderator is generating to intentionally deceive users. It appears to be some kind of social experiment they're doing.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Creative, I'll give them that!

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Honestly? A perfectly reasonable response to the creeping rise of surveyelance capitaleyesem. The only downside is if everybody wants one.

    He’s probably a Lemmy user, too.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    I prefer to use my tongue to unlock my phone. Only some of the newer Chinese phones have this feature but now that I am used to it I can't go back.

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