Christ, he's ripped Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE) (media.piefed.social)
 

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[–] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

He was a carpenter. He used to do push ups while waiting for construction work in the Home Depot parking lot.

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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    It's more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Look at those cum gutters.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Swole Korean Jesus ain't got time for your shit!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’

    John 6:53–54

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Ok... So I probably stared at swole fake JCs ripped chiseled physique just a little too long...

    Nice title btw 😋

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

    I'm reminded of Japanese writer Yukio Mishima in Confessions of a Mask talking about having a sexual awakening to a shirtless Catholic depiction of Saint Sebastian

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    Bro seen better days, but he still lookin' good havin' a bad one :p

    This was unexpectedly metal AF:

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    It's starts off with a few nails and couple of planks

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    All it takes is about 60 minutes every Sunday

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    Fucking hell, PJ, I almost spit my coffee out from laughing and my cats are looking at me funny. Fucking crossfit. Damn.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Just like nearly every superhero in comics... the secret is being entirely made up.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I'm told it's called a host.

    If so I'd be the parasite

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Crossdead.. but, not many signed up for that gym.

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