He was a carpenter. He used to do push ups while waiting for construction work in the Home Depot parking lot.
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It's more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.
Look at those cum gutters.
I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

Swole Korean Jesus ain't got time for your shit!
Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’
John 6:53–54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&t=1
It was even filmed !
Ok... So I probably stared at swole fake JCs ripped chiseled physique just a little too long...
Nice title btw 😋
I'm reminded of Japanese writer Yukio Mishima in Confessions of a Mask talking about having a sexual awakening to a shirtless Catholic depiction of Saint Sebastian
Bro seen better days, but he still lookin' good havin' a bad one :p
This was unexpectedly metal AF:

Bro looks mildly annoyed he's an arrow-cushion. "You seeing this Jesus? I'm going to be so late from this."
Fucking hell, PJ, I almost spit my coffee out from laughing and my cats are looking at me funny. Fucking crossfit. Damn.
Just like nearly every superhero in comics... the secret is being entirely made up.


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