Christ, he's ripped Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE) (media.piefed.social)
 
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[–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Swole Korean Jesus ain't got time for your shit!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’

    John 6:53–54

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