I loved the complement of this where How to Train Your Dragon (the animated one) depicted dragons as cats with wings.

“We want the robot to have guns, but seem trustworthy.”

“I’ve got it!”

I love aliens that are truly alien. Every time I see a person or dog in cosplay i get disappointed.

Flex Ape

Most dogs have servile idiot personalities. This makes me suspicious of anyone who says they are a “dog person”. It's not a great accomplishment to be loved by a creature literally bred to love their master unconditionally.

They're their own best friend!