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[–] 150 points 10 months ago (7 children)

God what a bunch of sensitive pussies

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  • [–] 57 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Coworker of mine just bought one. The ranger handed it to them face down on the desk. Lol.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Listen, if he didn't want the most universally beloved branch of the government to hate him he should've noticed that they're all environmentalists and that it's the gayest branch of the government before establishing his policies that piss both groups off

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  • [–] 89 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It will be left to the discretion of park service officials to determine whether a pass has been "defaced" or not.

    I have a feeling there’s some very disgruntled park staff who are over this shit and can’t be paid enough to care.

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    His photo is on the pass?! Dude is psychologically insecure.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    These absolute morons want to do everything BUT make America great... United States has some of the world's best national parks... they gotta ruin it with this idiots face on of passes, and then this idiot ruins tourism by being a fucking idiot, then the idiot is considering selling off some land for his international criminal buddies. Everything circles back negatively to this fucking idiot. Way to be, America, the literal Anti-Christ running the show. Sums it up perfectly.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago

    Jesus’s that’s tacky. 

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Seems like a first amendment violation to me. Hope this will be litigated.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    What the actual fuck is wrong with these ass kissing, brown nosing sycophants that just do everything possible to play into and boost Trump's ego. For the love of god, just suck his fucking dick already. You look hungry as hell. Gobble some Trump nuts and stop pretending like everyone else is weird for not craving the taste.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    If you are in the market for a pass, do not let this pettiness dissuade you. I think this is by design to show lower attendance.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Cover the photo and if they call you on it pull out the fucking receipt.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (3 children)

    Don't cover his face, just predominantly label him a child rapist and a baby killer.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Or add a picture of Epstein. See? Problem solved

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Biggest fucking manbaby, ever.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Can they just draw a narrow moustache on him?

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Can we say we redacted it under he is in the Epstine files.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Bootlicking snowflakes. Get a clear cover that obscures his orange lie-dispenser. Then, you can just pull the pass out to have it validated, and afterwards go back to pretending the Traitor-In-Chief isn't on it! But don't forget to tell them how pathetic they are for bending the knee to this fascist pedophile...

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    There has to be a screen grab of Ron Swanson we could paste over the orange turd that they wouldn't notice.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    He's such a whiny little bitch

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    You must worship Dear Leader or you will be punished.

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    You can get sheets of poop emoji stickers for cheap. Share with your friends.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Guess I better protect my card from being altered or damaged by keeping it in a sleeve that protects the image side from being exposed to light or other surfaces.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    But they don't say you can't draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    But he's already covered in shit!

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  • [–] -4 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    If you’re a regular parks visitor, one way to make a point is to stop going. If enough regular pass purchasers suddenly don’t, bottom lines may in turn get affected, which in turn may effect positive change.

    It’s also possible that the above may have the exact opposite effect, and worsen the parks situation altogether, so it’s really up the pass purchasers to determine how much orange shit they’ll put up with.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    I have bought one every year for the past 6. I won't be buying one this year. There are plenty of other parks to go to. 

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  • [–] -2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You also don't need a parks pass to visit the national parks... It's not even all that economical.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Yes but depending on how many parks you go to in a year, it's often the most economical way to visit more than two or three parts or a park more than two or three times in a year. Which is normally something that I do quite often. Even last year in a very slow travel year for me I visited I think five different parks and some of those parks multiple times. 

    I mean you always have the opportunity as well to go early in the morning and stay throughout the day or go late at night and do you think that most normal people don't get to do. One of my favorite things I've ever done was a midnight hike to delicate art and arts is national park. Early October little bit of snow and ice on the ground, beautiful midnight sky with stars all over. Absolutely phenomenal with not a single person anywhere near.

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  • [–] -4 points 10 months ago

    I wasn't planning on going to any Parks, but now I'll loudly advocate against going to them.

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