I'll die on the hill that horses live as essentially slaves for people to look at and occasionally ride. I'm not sure how we came to the conclusion that keeping these majestic animals in tiny boxes and the same field for their entire lives is anything but barbaric.
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I forget who, but some author (maybe Dave Barry?) suggested that if aliens came to Earth, they might think that dogs are the dominant race, since they have humans following them around picking up their shit for them.
Not quite the same thing, but in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams has the alien character Ford Prefect, who came to study Earth under the original impression that cars were the dominant life form. Hence his name.
Hitchhiker's Guide also had the part about how humans thought they were smarter than dolphins because humans worked all day and built things, while dolphins just played around and ate fish, and meanwhile, dolphins thought they were smarter than humans for the exact same reasons.
It's the Chinese Stratagem: Sit back, relax, and let your antagonists' laziness and idiocy win the game for you.
Honest question: how were race horses transported in the past? I assume you wouldn't want them pulling a coach, even if they could, and riding them to a race could tire them out or risk injury?
Are there old "horse trailers" that would be pulled by coach horses?
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