I got a haircut recently and was doing just this. "One dog is a mix of ABC, the other XYZ. You said you have a cat? What kind?"

"Oh...just a regular one. Not a fancy one."

"This is our English springer spaniel. He has papers!" Compared to almost all the cats that were "He showed up and screamed at me until I said guess we got another cat"

(Some of my grandmother's cats had papers but all my cats are mutts)

People conveniently ignoring a whole ass breed of bald cats acting like it's just cat pattern baldness

Cats are often categorized by their coloring rather than breed. Jack looks to be a tuxedo cat.

I got a siberian husky, a chipoo, and a long-haired calico that has claimed me as their person.

Nah it’s a dog, then people ask what breed. Then it’s part this and part that. Cat people straight up give you a lecture how cats domesticated themselves twice. And how we’re all worshipping Isis or something idk. I’m not a cat person.

We just take whatever the cat shelter has left.