cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41161455
TIL I'm part of Jesus's spank bank.
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He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn't had his second coming.
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Praise be to the coming of the lord!
I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.
Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I'm DTF any time.
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A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:
Jesus came with you on his mind
Sorry Jesus, we're just friends.
There's one on the way to my parents' house that says "Behold! I come quickly!" And on the other side it says "I will come again! Be ye ready!"
Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh
I'd hate to see Creamy Baptist Church's sign.
The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.
I'm not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I'm not interested.
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Jesus gooned to me?
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A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunk Baptist Church. It reads:
Jesus came with you on his mind
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Must have been a challenging wank
I didn't know Jesus got off on nerds.
I should've read more slowly.
Could've saved me from reading "Rapist Church"...
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