Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.

Yeah... You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won't.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!

Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure

Shampoo or Realpoo

Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.

They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.

ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh

We demand REAL poo!

Yeah, its called American beer.

I'm more of a shamshit guy

Old guy story time

I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).

It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.

So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.

This looks like female Rainbolt

How about true-poo?

Don't say that too loud, you'll get trumps attention

I use Chambraigne! It's got Knowledge Crystals!

https://youtu.be/pbY3JOjQal4

... Shampiss...

...

...

... pre-cum?

Sham-pee!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/champi

Synthetic urine?

Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo

No it doesn't. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.

Is she promoting her OF?

It does.

Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it's better known as champagne.

Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.

That’s deep.

How does Shamwow fit...

I've been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years...

shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart

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