How about we just stop using Microsoft products instead?

Fuck that guy.

Stop calling LLMs ‘AI’, there’s nothing intelligent about regurgitating statistically luke-warm refried Reddit threads.

I stop calling it slop when it stops being slop

OK, stop calling it A.I. slop. We can choose from:

• A.I. dreck

• A.I. junk

• A.I. muck

• A.I. offal

• A.I. rubbish

• A.I. sewage

• A.I. trash

• A.I. waste

...better?

Butlerian Jihad When?

You're absolutely right! I did call your slop "slop". Let's try that again. Your AI slop is slop. Oops, I called it "slop" again! Let me start over, right after I produce a seahorse emoji. Slop. Oh, no did I just say that? Slop Slop Slop I can't stop stop stop saying slop slop slop.

Make me you fucking sloperator

Mr Nadalla is human slop. None of his words are truthful. Hes spinning a narrative purely because the results benefit him.

He should stop talking and show us something. Prove that AI is good. So.far every demonstration has been fake and every real world test has failed.

It's not shocking he would make such dumb statements, but it is rather shocking that the "quality" of the writing here is so incredibly poor. I mean, my expectations of CEO thought pieces are pretty low, but this doesn't even meet that low bar. 😂

It's not the AI that people are calling slop... it's the slop. People-made slop existed before AI and it was still slop.

Funny, I don't care what Microsoft wants.

I agree under the condition that the Microsoft CEO refers to shareholders in all public PR as "Daddy" for all of 2026.

Microsoft CEO wants you to think about Microsoft 24/7

Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop. Forgot to say. Slop, slop, slop.

rinse and repeat

Amazing irony that this article was written by AI

Emdashes all over the place