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I am but a caffeinated goose (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 13 points 10 months ago*

“We’ve had first coffee, but what about seventh coffee?”

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    [–] 5 points 10 months ago (12 children)

    Is this actually a thing? I've only ever heard it from people in the US.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (6 children)

    Coffee is a diuretic, but I don't know if its the caffiene. Other caffeine drinks don't make me have to use the bathroom soon after, like coffee does. It's not giving diarreah, it's just moving things along.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Maybe its the temperature of the coffee too.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    i drink my tea that hot, it does not do it. coffee does.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Typical tea has around 50mg of caffeine. Typical espresso based drink has 2 or 3 espresso shots at around 65mg each. Plus milk, which a bunch of adults can't digest to at least some degree.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    so you're in luck i know way too much about my gut. i can test for part of the gut but i'm missing much of mine. the parts i have, black coffee accelerates transit around 33% (reduces by 1/4). Short version, it stimulates peristalsis to a degree that tea does not. If you would like specific numbers I'm going to need a day or two.

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    • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Chocolate covered espresso beans.

    All the caffeination and none of the urination.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I bought some of these yesterday and can't stop eating them. They are like fucking crack to me. So delicious.

    Update: I ate them all

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Watch out.

    I was talking to a doctor I know from work. We got on the subject of coffee and he told me of a classmate of his who brought a five pound bag to power him through exams. Ended up in the hospital overdosed on caffeine. A handful a day is plenty

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Lmao the thought had crossed my mind but they are so good! At least I don't have any more! I am also on a med that reduces your ability to metabolize caffeine so it's even worse!!!

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    • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Afternoon dookie?

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    [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Coffee has never given me shits. Maybe because I already had a ton of caffeine in my system

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