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[–] 1 point 10 months ago*

Is he trying to get into your bed to eat the soybeans?

Or is he already in your bed, but he's struggling to eat the soybeans?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Dip your hands in pee and flick it at him and he'll scuttle away

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  • Yo, this ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans!

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