*checks date

1.5 days to go here...

pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet...

also, what's that smell?

So, you've been taking baths?

Are you going to shower once this year?

For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.

I'm uncomfortable.

Cats might not shower, but they're constantly bathing.

i don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.

3 days...