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[–] 56 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

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  • [–] 83 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.

    At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Talk about being gaslighted

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    So tragic 😔

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I don't laugh very often (because I'm a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Living the stink life. 🤌💨

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