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[–] 85 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".

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  • [–] 48 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    He thinks.... If he lives long enough to enjoy it. But history though written by the victors is edited by those who lived longer.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    we are now in an age where history will contain more facts than pesonal views. we have the annual fed reports showing he was bad for the economy. we have all the police and judiciary reports showing all his crimes along with video of him admitting it. and we have archived tweets of him being a fucking moron.

    You can't rewrite history when the internet never forgets.

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  • [–] 43 points 10 months ago

    Don't give me hope.

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    Nothing he rambles means anything, it's so tiring to be bombarded by it every single day.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.

    (I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    Yes, please quit

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  • [–] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

    It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago*

    They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.

    We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Trump: -burns down the everything- “I’m bored. Let’s bring back the apprentice”

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Pretty sure he wants to just resign so Vance can pardon him.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    shouldve just stuck making reality slop, its big money very low effort fits your style.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago*

    sounds-like-a-distraction-from-the-epstein-files.png

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I'd let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he'd resign

    I'm talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don't care. I just want the shit to stop.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Sounds great, bud! Do it!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    It’ll be great to one day be able to wake up without the smell of his diaper everywhere. Every morning I look forward to that one headline, and every day I’m left disappointed.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Well, I can't wait to watch the Kennedy Awards.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children's birth so long as he resigns lol

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    so long as he resigns

    That's the troll, he knows people want it and he knows he never will but wants to feed off the attention.

    In this case, he also knows other don't want it and is able to play feed off reactions for multiple sides.

    The best option for those who want this is to straight up ignore it, dont click on it, dont talk about. If forced to acknowledge it just flatly say, "ok"

    It's called gray rocking and it's the only want to interact with toxic people; they can feed off negative energy more easily than they can feed off positive energy.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago