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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That would be much better for a barbarian.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Bonus chance to blind enemies when spinning.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Wizard, make a Wisdom saving throw.”

    You fail. Spectacularly.

    And so, dear Wizard, your eyes—those twin orbs of arcane wisdom—are assailed by an unspeakable sight. A full, high-definition, slow-motion vista opens before you: the truth. Gronk… is going commando.

    There is no lining. No barrier. No modesty. The protection this garment offers is strictly magical, not moral.

    In a moment that seems to stretch into eternity, the dress lifts, flutters, and reveals the unrestrained thunder of Gronk’s ancestral pride—swinging with the weight of a hundred rages. Like a pendulum powered by pure barbaric joy. And now... you know.

    A single tear of blood rolls down your cheek. Then another. Your staff slips from your hands as your pupils dilate with trauma. You take 1d4 psychic damage and gain the Bleeding (Eyes) condition for the next 1d6 rounds. Your next spell has disadvantage, unless it's Blindness/Deafness cast on yourself.

    Roll for therapy.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’d be lying if I said he didn’t look magnificent.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    +3 to AC, passive, one attunement slot, no armor proficiency necessary, no need for a free hand, can be slept in? My wizard will look fabulous.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Someone clearly had a fun photo shoot. 😄

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Big bard energy

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I love the way this guy looks in that dress. Big bisexual swashbuckler energy. Doesn’t come across as “cross dressing” - which is fun too - but like a man in a man’s dress.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Princess NPC who, if she dies, will begin the apocalypse:

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    "yeah duhh, this is medieval fantasy, all guys wear dresses"

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    we need to normalize dresses for men.

    not even for a queer thing. just because it's depressing that a man can wear the same thing for his wedding/job/funeral

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Also, more space down there. Wearing pants sometimes is too restricting

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    however, we still get to keep pockets

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cargo skirts are apparently a thing

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  • Femboy Gale Dekarios

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    There's this guy I know of for a while now, suddenly he reveals that he wasn't bald anymore, reveals that he has long hair and a feminine wardrobe, and shows the most GORGEOUS photo "all of a sudden".

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    How are you playing a fighter and worried about a +3 Cloth armor of protection??? Give it your caster you selfish wad!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Give me! Give me the +3 dress now!!! I must have it!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The femboy buff

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