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[–] 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Evil Hank says, "Taste the heat, not the meat!" as he burns you alive with his propane flamethrower. You can't burn a man alive with charcoal.

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    It's wild. Growing up with gas, I was always on Hank's side. Now as an adult with a charcoal grill, I just don't understand. :(

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I never understood either. To me, gas was always about convenience. It’s faster and easier than charcoal, but does it taste better?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah fuck that the heat adds good flavor, meat is lesser without a wood or charcoal fire.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    If I wanted a clean, convenient, and flavor-neutral method of cooking my meat then I would just stay in the kitchen where I have a variety of electric and natural gas appliances very capable of doing so.

    "Grilling" with propane is just silly. Idk maybe there's some merit to camp stoves while camping, but that's only if you can't use firewood for some reason.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (3 children)

    I thought it required energy to process wood into charcoal?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Not if you have a Wand of Burnination with charges left 🤷

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Hank Hill is a die-hard Republican, fiercely loyal to his grifter of a boss at the propane store. Of course he's going to advocate for the bland, simple taste of meat cooked by propane. He's not adventurous and he definitely wouldn't betray his brand.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Evil Hank has a gas hookup in his house, so he does all his cooking indoors. He doesn't even grill!

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    I sell Profane and Profane accessories

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Evil Hank hill sells cocaine and cocaine accessories, duh.

    Accessories like crack popes. And crack.

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