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[–] 58 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I'm pretty sure that every single person around him knows full well how cooked his brain is (and has been for at least a decade). They have to wait until Jan 21, 2027 to dump him, though. If he's replaced more than halfway through his term, Vance is still eligible to run twice more; before that and it's only once.

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two, but fair elections aren't part of the plan. Then they don't have to worry about subverting the two-term limit until the 2036 cycle.

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    if dems can lose to trump they can lose to vance

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    they also intentionally lose to keep out any other DEM that challenges the old guard, gop will immediately trying to disown/primary thier own the moment they step out the line.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    100%, that should be more obvious to a growing number of center-leftist types who always vote dem "because the system forces you to".

    the DSA seems to be the only smart ones in the room, take over Dem seats silently until you have the majority necessary to force out all leadership at local/state level. once you have control of the pocketbook you have control of the party.

    because the majority of US politicians are only in it for the money...you don't need to grab all the seats or even a strong majority, you just need to have more seats than the other group actually acting on principles. the ones in it for the money/status will side with whoever they think can get them another reelection

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two,

    Here is me reminding you that the EXACT same thing was said about trump. What single idiot would even vote for that? Right?

    And here we are. TWICE.

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  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (10 children)

    👀 👀 👀

    “I did something no other president's ever done. I took cognitive tests because I know that and by the way, not easy,” Trump said in his Friday speech that was reportedly meant to focus on the economy.

    “The first question is like, ‘What is this?’ And they show a lion, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus. And they say, ‘Which is the giraffe?’” he recalled.

    “I don't think Joe would have gotten the first question right,” Trump said. “He would say hippo. ‘I want the hippo,’” the president continued, as his insults against his predecessor drew some laughs from the crowd.

    “I've taken now three cognitive tests. I've aced every single one of them,” Trump claimed, pausing as the crowd erupted in applause and cheers.

    Edit: It gets way worse than this. 44:39 he starts talking about people thinking he's dead and then leads into this stuff. It lasts for many minutes and he goes into excruciating detail. https://youtu.be/77TqXo0KLrY?t=2679

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  • [–] 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    If the test are hard then you got issues. The test aren't supposed to be hard. And if you keep having to take them then again means your not mentally stable.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Do you know of any examples of the test? Everything seems to be geared towards caregivers.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    "Which is the giraffe?" "...Hold on, gimme a sec... Boy, this is not easy, huh?"

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    "Is it this one, the one with the long neck?"
    "Errrr, that's a swan...which do have long necks bu..."
    "Haha, aced it!! Would biden have guessed that?"
    "Oh definitely not."
    "Brb, just going to tell everyone about this. I'm so smart!!"

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    I've taken now three cognitive tests

    The final question of the test, written on he back of the paper, is "Don't go on TV and tell everyone you aced a simple cognitive test". That's why he has to keep on taking them.

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  • [–] 42 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It totally scapes him that having cognitive tests every thirty days is not normal.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago

    I guess it’s hard to prove he got dumber because he’s already so damn stupid

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I can't wait for the day he aces a stroke 

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    I want to see him on tv attempting to draw a clock and spell world backwards.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    I've seen this exact headline at least ten times over the past ten years or so

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Acting the cognitive dissonance!

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Its entirely possible (in fact likely) that he actually believes that because that's what he's being told, while his enablers are getting completely different conversations from the doctors.

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