All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!

• Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

Clubbing... Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.

Worf! Worf, worf!

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!

Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"

I, for one, staunchly oppose clubbing

Who folds turkey like that?

My favourite combo: Lightly toasted poppy seed bread Lettuce Bacon Chicken mayo Bread again Cheese Cucumber Tomato Black pepper mayo Final Bread

How does one eat such monstrosity, and what are its ingredients?

Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

Yes

Remember when alfalfa sprouts were on all the things? I miss alfalfa sprouts...

What a shit sandwich

"so go back to the kluuuuub,"

All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ