As if it needed a final nail in the coffin.

Trying to think when was the last time I watched the Oscars. More than a decade ago, that's for sure.

Happy to report I don't care about any of these.

Complete* Enshittification of YouTube incoming.

Whatever.

Cool. Their analytics experience uniquely positions them to quantify just how few people give a shit about the Oscars in current year.

Another interpretation: no one gives a shit about the Oscars anymore.
I might watch clips if Ricky Gervais hosts.

Seems just gar enough down the road to be plausible and get both in the news while allowing either party to silently back out from the deal in 2 years once everyone has forgotten about this announcement.

Chat is gonna be filled with boomers

Dying industry pats itself on the back one last time.