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[+] 119 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Show them this. They'll be so confused they forget to eat and starve. Together, we'll have made the world a better place.

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  • [–] 47 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago

    These are the same ppl I drive down the highway with

    PSA: it's now practically Winter here in the northern hemisphere. Be aware that everyone you see driving with their front, side, and/or rear windows covered in ice, is someone that thinks that full visibility in those directions is optional. If you've ever wondered why it seems like you're sharing the road with crazy people, take a moment to observe the portion of the population telling on themselves. Stay safe out there.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Someone once told me their friend smoked weed and they were walking down a hallway when the friend suddenly stopped, looked down the hallway, and said "no no, I can't fit, look how small it is, I can't fit". They had to persuade him he'd fit down the hallway when they kept walking.

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  • [–] 57 points 10 months ago* (10 children)

    I know this may come as a shock to some people
    (...unfortunately)
    but things look smaller when they are further away.

    https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Holy shit

    Can you explain why when I look away and then back the objects reappear? I try not to look away from things I care about in case they don’t come back.

    I just don’t know how to know when things will reappear when I look again or not.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That's what i keep telling my gf

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago

    This guy has some real perspective on the matter.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    This is too unbelievable to accept that it isn't pathological.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago

    What a dumbass. It's probably just a visual artifact brought on by the cold ravioli.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    It's okay because the corresponding part of the door frame is bigger 👍

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Me gusta

    This is funny but it's just ragebait

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Eating cold ravioli?? In bed???

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    These same people you drive down the highway with also believe that a magical being sitting in a cloud overhead will save them ... and only them ... when they decide to jump three lanes at the last minute to make it to the off ramp they forgot to take.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Cat is concerned and disgusted too.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    The application text is in spanish but the comment is in english. 🧐

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago
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    Cold ravioli 🤮

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    calm down there, people get intrigued by simple things all the time

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