Wow. A christian church pushing the 10% tithe thing. So unusual.

you’re some alpha male who likes to look down on all those gay sex men, just know that God views you and those men as the same,” McPherson said.

Accidentally saying something Christ-like

If you’re sitting here claiming to be a Strongerman and wearing the gear

Oh no, “wearing the gear?”

Welp, guess I'm gay. I should tell my wife.

If there's a hell, that wretch will be in it.

Guess you may as well hang for a sheep as for a lamb in that case.

I think Jesus said something about guys like this. I think he said it with whips

It's fun to see them with their masks off. Those "alpha male" types loved that, I'm sure.

Prosperity gospel is a hell of a thing.

“I want you to know this. If they land at another church I call that pastor and I warn them there’s a wolf among them,” he said. “You’re like: ‘That sounds like a cult.’ It’s called the church.”

Easy there buddy, you're giving the game away.

Wow I'm gay

Then the lord looked up from the excel spreadsheet and said, “Give unto me a ten percent cut of your money…and like none of that ‘what about my mortgage’ stuff, I wanna make bank son.” -The book of Financialus chapter 3 verse 2.

Fellas, is it gay to not give money to Josh McPherson of Grace city church, Wenatchee, WA? You're literally...umm... Wait I got this...err...

Well, I might as well see what this whole gay sex thing is about as long as I'm hellbound anyway.

Who's cumming with me?

So as far as the Bible and Jesus himself are concerned, it’s perfectly fine?

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Two tithes to Caesar then.