I always thought it was really swell of God to set aside a special place in hell for people that were born to early. Such a thoughtful, and loving guy.

ICE in the deepest pit of hell, next to Lucifer, got it.

Back in the good old days of Christianity where usurers (people who lend money for interest ie proto-capitalists) we're on the same level as warmongers and psychopaths in the lowest rungs of hell instead of exalted as captains of industry on the same level as the warmongers and psychopaths who run this country.

Cursed flatterers! You deserve more punishment than serious criminals.

Does this imply that "theological virtue" is Uranus?

I often see references to this in modern movies and television. Makes me wonder what kind of stories written today will be used in future generations.

Bring back dunking userers in boiling blood!

Misers and spendthrifts both being in hell really does leave a very specific window for how much money you're allowed to spend in life.

The traitors were stationed underneath Satan. So they could catch his leavings.

Needs a drawing of a pretty lady in a halo of radiant light, with the label “Beatrice”

Dante seems kind of like I interpret Tokien being. Another guy with just way too much time on his hands.

This shit is so stupid. It’s genuinely tragic that grown adults believe these things still.