I'm sure at least one of these has been tried/made before...

I think I'm going to steal that middle design for my Numenera campaign

> zweihander

Top left would have really good tip control and thrust-ability.

Lower center one was a tennis racket in the late 90s iirc.

I never thought of bullpup swords. Genius Ai. Genius.

top right is definitely something you'd see in a stupid 70s sci-fi movie as an alien's traditional duelling weapon.

I love that the hands in the bottom center have too many fingers. 🤌

Somebody show this to Trudy & Doug of Oglaf.

Double handed bastard sword.

Now try reverse grip!

Bottom left: Empire greatswords vibe/stance.