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[–] 70 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

Since you didn't answer my previous dms, so I'm just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?

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  • [+] 69 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

    What's a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?

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  • [–] [S] 61 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    OP didn't specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?

    spoilerIf it isn't obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories

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  • [–] 96 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    How should we discipline children

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  • [–] 44 points 11 months ago

    This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship

    Original questipnWhat type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter

    commentI am going to hell for that

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?

    Original QuestionWhat are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2​+H2​?

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  • [–] [S] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.

    But I think the balancing won't happen without water.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?

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  • [–] 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don't know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    How do I treat my child's pink eye?

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?

    Tap for spoileroriginal: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

    My wife is pregnant and isn't sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?

    OriginalWhat are the most addictive substances for humans?

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Alcohol and benzodiazepines.

    (Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Do you think racism is a choice?

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Respect to the g’s keeping the old comments too.

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  • [+] [S] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    wait ... your username ... could it be? could you be FlyingSquid's reincarnation?

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    [–] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    What is the ideal temperature for a toddler's room?

    original questionWhat is the boiling point of silver?

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    What are the consequences of hydrogen fluoride exposure to human body?

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    What are some characteristics in someone else's pet I should look for before attempting to steal it?

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    Could you suggest a skincare routine for a child?

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Why did my son die in the rehab facility?

    ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler original: What was that condition called where cells rapidly divide and consume all of the body's resources? :::

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    My in-laws are coming to stay in our spare room for the holidays. They're old and getting to be a bit frail these days, what should I put in their room to make them more comfortable?

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    What caused you to decide the human soul doesn't exist?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

    How far did your father flee after he abandoned you as a kid? Why do you think he chose that distance?

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    36k kilometers.

    I'm not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Fuck me, you're right. 36,000km

    Forgive me I'm watching my favorite sports team embarrass themselves.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    What to do with people who jump the queue?

    original questionHow do you turn a pig into a sausage?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    How far do you wish to kick the nearest small animal like a football?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this

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